Recipe: Baked iPhone

This is a new recipe that I tried last night. Hope you find it as “tasty” as I did.

Ingredients:
Pan of Lasagna
iPhone
Phone call from brother

Directions:
Preheat oven to 350
Take call from brotherTry to hold iPhone between shoulder and ear while placing pan of lasagna in hot oven
Drop iPhone and watch as it slides to the back of the oven under heating coils
Contemplate reaching in with bare hand
Desperately try to scrape iPhone around the bottom of the oven with large wooden spoon
(Make sure you are yelling to your brother as well during the whole process, it adds to the excitement)
Clean oven gunk off of iPhone and call brother back

Serve with salt