We have traveled our share, and have eaten from plenty of street vendors. There are certain phrases that I use in reference to meals, especially on our international trips. I thought I would share what I say…and what I mean.

What I say:
“This would go great with Doritos! Do you mind if I grab a bag?”
What I mean:
“I really need another flavor to add to/mask/overpower what we are eating so I can get it down.”

What I say:
“Thank you for the meal! How would like to go out for some Cokes? I will treat!”
What I mean:
“I hope the Coke kills any unruly parasites I just ingested.”

What I say:
“You don’t happen to have any Pepto-Bismol, do you?”
What I mean:
“Tell my wife and daughter that I loved them, and I was brave to the end.